January 2011
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!
I wonder how many fangirls would be willing to go down on Selena Gomez now just to taste Justin Bieber’s dick
I’m sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired at the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card are accepted.
Don’t remember where I was when I realized life was a game
FYI Taryn is totally gay for crying because of american idol
GO KINGS GO!!
WIN THIS SHOOTOUT
PLEASE!!!
I need a photographer to follow me around all the time and take all the cool pictures of me that I want taken
Always have been and always will be a hopeless romantic.
When you're taking pictures with your friends,
airicamichelle:
Them:
You:
lolol
Shenanigasm
When you and your friends commit such epically fantastic shenanigans that you get off on it.
Thanks to Corey and Lauren even my PB&J’s are dirty now…
You’re falling into every one of the traps that have been laid out in front of you even though you insist you have control of the situation. You’re barely treading above water and when you drown I’ll be there to pick up the pieces, but don’t think I won’t remind you of the fact that I tried to save you.
Will girls stop being constantly jealous and cranky bitches. Seriously learn from the girls that guys like to be around. This game isnt working.
Fucking Corey Dunn made me laugh so hard my family thinks I’m insane.
Good times
@TylerMH
Agreed, Nodes FTW
xcoreyxsucks asked: The Acacia Strain, Emmure,...
tylermh:
I would fuck them all, marry them, then kill them all in their sleep.
Hahahahahaha
BLUE WAFFLE
Is so much worse than anything you can come up with. So don’t try.
